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Attention Please!

This is what we call SAFE!

even more safe! LOLX

Durex vacancy. Positions to be filled

wear potection, be safe, play safe! LOL

Sushi King Bonanza

i bet everyone know about Sushi King Bonanza

it's a promotion where Sushi King only charges RM2 for any rice-based sushi

big news for all sushi lover right?

even you are not a big fan of sushi, it worth your time to queue up and wait also

since RM2 is really a cheap price which you will never get if there is no promotion

me and kahmun went Tesco, the most HAPPENING shopping mall in Kampar!

or should I said the ONLY shopping mall?

anyway, we reached there at 1845, aka 6.45pm

and the queue was already super long!

since we had come so far, impossible for us to give up right?

so we queue, queue like everyone else, implied rule right?

'Q up, if you wanna get in! No exception!'


after waited for almost an hour, we finally got our butts seated

the best thing was we got ourselves a good table!


Shime Saba


Deep Fried Scallops




Smoked Salmon


Nama Hotate


Ebi Fried



California Maki

Sake Roll

were soooooo REACHABLE!

we had enough sushi to make us feel guilty!

while other people were so hunger for it!

read what the bitchy Kahmun said to me!

"Ah Four, I feel very full leh.."

"Ya lo.. i feel quite full also, i think it's because of the rice"

"Why don't we don't eat the rice?"

"Cannot lah, don't waste food like that, you know many African never eat rice before? "

"Ah Four, i feel like puke leh! Too much of Salmon already"


"I'm so sick with sushi...."

look at her bitchy expression!

damn LANCI! Hokkien we say KIAM PA!

how many we ate? 25 plates of sushi!

when we walk out from Sushi King, people was looking at us with jealousy face

i felt guilty but definitely not the bitchy Kahmun!!

She was so mean to take picture of the queue waiting outside!!


we were too full, so kahmun suggested we take a short walk in Tesco

i found out that, she can camwhore with ANYTHING

Ya! do not doubt, trust me!

Don't believe?

Below are series of picture she playing with Tesco's things!

she said she looks like the girl in the flyer LOL

maggie mee ambassador?

magic lamp? or magic LAME?

Michael Jackson?

this made me speechless...

somehow, we found an oven can reflects as good as mirror!

i found similarity between the fish and Kahmun.

what you think?

The Best Weekend in Kampar

sweetheart has 1 week break after her mid-term

i really feel touched

cos 4 out of 9 days of holiday

she chose to spend with me in Kampar

i bet she don't even know the existence of Kampar

not to say point out Kampar in a map

but she still willing to come

come to spend some sweet time with me

thanks to Mr & Mrs. Pangestu as well for giving permission

so, i get every plan done before & bought train tickets 1 week before

the best thing is

utarians are homesick enough to buy all economic class ticket before me!

cost me extra 20 bucks to take those tickets!

utarian & tarian are goddamn sick!

frankly speaking, i'm broke enough this month

but considered my girl never leave Subang for so far before

never take long distance train before

never travel alone before

what if the passenger who sit with her is a guy? worst, is a maniac?!

i feel guilty to let her comes alone

so in the end i decided to eat more bread next month & use the money to buy

4 more tickets = (to go + to come back) x 2

we met at KL Sentral

i asked her to wait me outside McDonald, so without getting noticed

i approached & hugged her from back! LOL she got shocked

went for movie in Time Square, Fast n Furious 4

cars & stunts are great, but story line is not so impressing

still prefer Tokyo Drift!

before the show we went McDonald for lunch

she drinking her coke

don't know why? i just like to kacau her..

later she got pissed!

finally, we were on the way to Kampar

were extremely excited & happy, from the bottom of heart!

after whole day of journey, the sweetheart was tired & fell asleep

air-con was cold, so warm her up by hugging her


since the poor boyfriend only has a second-hand Honda EX5

the sweetheart took & wore the helmet without the slightly hesitation

cute like Winnie the Pooh! lol

brought her around Kampar

she loves to eat, everything especially cheese & peanut, except beef

so food hunt is definitely on top of to-do list!

the city girl never been to waterfall before also!

well, now she did, since i brought her to the most cooling place in Kampar

i think no one will disagree with the statement of the most cooling place LOL

too busy make fun of her until forgot to take some photos T.T

however, most of the time spent in room

since the weather is unpredictable, and very hot

of cos and for sure, brought her to meet a few mates also!

who really interested in meeting her, besides me LOL

i bet she enjoyed it although she wasn't really involved in our conversation.

but thanks to 3 gentlemen with great sense of humor
me, mein kuok the penang fella, and ash the malay guy

as well as a little bit of profanity and dirty jokes
as well as alil bit teasing, sorry kahmun, didn't mean it

i saw her LOL until tear almost drop out


time flys

4 days passed

it's really a tough goodbye

but somehow, it's an unavoidable goodbye

both of us are hesitate to let go each other hand

i think i really get addicted to her, the so-called 'Manja-ness'

the sweetheart refused to let go my hand when the train reached

showing me her watery & reddish eyes

i turned my head away & pushed her hand away

to avoid another pair of watery eyes

however, tears here constitute the warmest love & i melted

i ♥ u

How to Make a Fake Shutdown Virus

this post supposedly posted on 1 April

however, i was too lazy to type until this boring Sunday! LOL

this is what I did for April Fool's prank!

a Fake Shutdown Virus!

people got shocked and some were frustrated!

but don't worry, this is just nothing more than a joke! LOL

some of you might wonder, how to make a fake shutdown virus?

actually, it's simple, very simple indeed.

you don't have to be a Pro to make this

all you need are capable fingers, and some dumb friends to fool with! LOL

Ok, so let's start!

1.) Go to the desktop, or anywhere really, and Right click > New > Shortcut

2.) You should notice how an item is created on your desktop, and a window should also pop up. It should ask you to "Type the location of the item". In that box, type in shutdown -s -t XX -c "YY" (XX representing the amount of time you want to give before the shutdown is initiated, and YY representing the comment you want to leave.) Click Next when done.

3.) Change the name, make it tempting to make sure your friends click on it. Click Finish

4.) If you would like to give this new "virus" an icon, Right click > Properties

5.) click Change Icon... > OK > Desired Icon > OK > Apply

6.) This how the "Virus" looks like, put it in friends' desktop and give them surprise! LOL

7.) Hear they curse and shout! "Fuck! Virus again?!"

Enjoy my pals! :)
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